- Money is not important until it impacts your food supply
- Never change your mind once you've made a decision – even if it is in your best interest.
- The best place to lie down is the most well-traveled area, including but not limited to the kitchen table, a warm neck (no matter what species), the middle of the floor, with your favorite person, and on top of the fish tank.

- Frequent naps lower your stress levels.
- Lying in a warm lap will lower your blood pressure and heart rate.

- The best treats in the world are the ones given to you by a loved one.
- The next best treats in the world are the ones you can steal from your litter mates.
- Frequent naps will lower your stress levels.
- It's important to keep yourself well-groomed.
- Frequent naps will lower your stress levels.
- Curiosity doesn't kill anyone.
- The best solution to a problem is a nap.
- The second best solution to a problem is a lap.
- The best blanket is a freshly fluffed, warm blanket.
- If you love something, knead it.
- The best corner of the couch is the one that everyone is on.
- The best drink is purified ice water, fresh from a clean glass.
- The next best water is from a flowing fountain.
- Some things just aren't meant to be shared – like a litter box.
- Just because someone cuddles with you, doesn't mean they won't paw-slap you if they feel like it.
- Catty refers to more than just cats.
- The best advice you can take is a nap.
- Paper shredding was invented by felines. Who needs a machine?
- If it's not in it's place, it has changed ownership.
- Yoga